banc - microsoft

[admin]

Ce i-a spus nevasta lui bill gates in noaptea nuntii?
-Acum inteleg de ce ti-ai denumit compania micro…soft!”

[killer_2uk]

bun bancul asta Admine  :lol:

[SicK]

3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven.

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!

[killer_2uk]

:axe:    nice  ...

[Athena]

[A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see afive-storyhotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only." Sincethey werewithout their boyfriends, they decide to go in.The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to themhow itworks....."We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor,and once you findwhat you are looking for, you can stay there." "It'seasy to decide,since each floor has signs telling you what's inside."So they start going up, and on the first floor thesign reads "Allthe men here are horrible lovers, but they aresensitive andkind"...The friends laugh and without hesitation moveon to the nextfloor.The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men hereare wonderfullovers, but they generally treat women badly." Thiswasn't going todo.So the friends move up to the Third floor where thesign read "Allthe men here are great lovers and sensitive to theneeds of women."This was good but there were still two more floors, soon to theFourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men herehave perfectbuilds; are sensitive and attentive to women; areperfect lovers;they are also single, rich and straight" The womenseemed pleased butthey decide that they would rather see what the fifthfloor has tooffer before they settle for the fourth.When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a signthat reads:"There are no men here. This floor was built only toprove that thereis no way to please a woman."Hope U enjoy it...... eu m-am distrat copios]

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a
five-story
hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only." Since
they were
without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.

The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them
how it
works....."We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor,
and once you find
what you are looking for, you can stay there." "It's
easy to decide,
since each floor has signs telling you what's inside."

So they start going up, and on the first floor the
sign reads "All
the men here are horrible lovers, but they are
sensitive and
kind"...The friends laugh and without hesitation move
on to the next
floor.

The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here
are wonderful
lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This
wasn't going to
do.

So the friends move up to the Third floor where the
sign read "All
the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the
needs of women."

This was good but there were still two more floors, so
on to the
Fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here
have perfect
builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are
perfect lovers;
they are also single, rich and straight" The women
seemed pleased but
they decide that they would rather see what the fifth
floor has to
offer before they settle for the fourth.

When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign
that reads:
"There are no men here. This floor was built only to
prove that there
is no way to please a woman."

Hope U enjoy it...... eu m-am distrat copios

[killer_2uk]

Så folosesc si eu o replicå : "Tare tare , frate" si så stii cå ceea ce  e scris acolo are legåturå cu ceea ce se petrece in jurul nostru

[Athena]

[Pey I'm a girl I should know right ......]

Pey I'm a girl I should know right ......

[killer_2uk]

[Pey I'm a girl I should know right ......]

Pey I'm a girl I should know right ......

You have a point here ! :oops:

Q:  Ce striga un profesor de informatica in momentul cand are necaz ?
R:  F1 ! F1 ! F1 !